Unparsable Structured Quotes & Sayings

Today I found a twenty in the red-lined pocket of my wool coat. There's no twenty-dollar bill in the red lining of my uterus. — Kim Addonizio

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable. — Rita Rudner

It's impossible to overvalue the importance of television - both in its serious and less serious functions. It's one of our most important ways of finding out the truth - and also of changing the world, and finding out what in the world needs changing. It's also an immense bringer of joy - I learnt how to laugh through television, and now my children and I, every day of every week, share the joy and stupidity of TV shows - they actually make us HAPPY — Richard Curtis

Seriously, men." Gina scowls when she turns back to us. "We're royalty when they want to fuck. Thrilled to have as much sex as their anatomy allows, and then we're nothing.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. — Katy Evans

Perception is the lie that we convince ourselves exists — Melissa Bradley

The so-called Transcendentalists are not the only people who deal in Transcendentals. On the contrary, we seem to see that the Utilitarians,
the every-day world's people themselves, far transcend those inferior Transcendentalists by their own incomprehensible worldly maxims. — Herman Melville

I have been primarily interested in how and why ordinary people do unusual things, things that seem alien to their natures. Why do good people sometimes act evil? Why do smart people sometimes do dumb or irrational things? — Philip G. Zimbardo

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the apples in a seed. — Robert H. Schuller

I know a few chords on the guitar, but I wouldn't be able do a show or even be part of a jam session with one. — Jake Shimabukuro

Life is full of adventure. There's no such thing as a clear pathway. — Guy Laliberte

By and large, the gospel of grace is neither proclaimed, understood, nor lived. — Brennan Manning

Time brings an end to everything. We should not mistake for a tragedy what is no more than the passage of time. — Robert Breault