Unoptimized Quotes & Sayings

We played in bars and other such establishments and anywhere where people would listen. Sometimes they did, and sometimes not. The outfits we wore were classics of the 50's. — Phil Harris

Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks. — Lauren Morrill

The physical demands of cycling is that it actually lowers your immune system, and you expose yourself to a tremendous amount of elements - so certain people might get a chronic overload and develop, say, bad asthma. — Greg LeMond

I enjoy doing very high mileages, partly out of masochism and also because I like to feel the shape of the landscape. — Will Self

Blue screen of death: she'd crashed his system. Oh, well. Boys were so unstable that way, full of buggy, self-contradictory code, pathetically unoptimized. — Lev Grossman

Only a fool would argue with a woman, let alone this woman - she'd win the argument and then kill the man for her troubles. — K.F. Breene