Unnatural Comic Quotes & Sayings

You'd have to put yourself back in the 1960s to understand how separate from the mainstream of American life soldiers felt themselves to be, because we knew that students and others were demonstrating pretty violently against what we were doing. — Joe Haldeman

I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it's just real weird when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting. — Hannibal Buress

I want to be bruised by God.
I want to be strung up in a strong light and singled out.
I want to be stretched, like music wrung from a dropped seed.
I want to be entered and picked clean. — Charles Wright

A lot of people don't know that I'm a singer - that's my thing, really. — Scott Bakula

Art flouts convention. Convention became convention because it works. — Stewart Brand

The bully mind is not capable of loving or respecting others nor can it love or respect itself. Life's subtleties and the means of survival require its pretense of both these qualities. — Rick Stein

Papa, it's too expesive.'
' That's for me to worry about. — Anthony Doerr

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get. — Drew Carey