United Healthcare Dental Quotes & Sayings

Comparing objects like cars, houses, clothes, and defining life according to those comparisons, instead of trying to discover the real reason for being alive. — Paulo Coelho

,m./But it is precisely at those moments when the glass seems to be 'set fair' that Fate invariably decides to take a hand. — John Bude

Oh, God/Justin, I want to suck your cock with my cunt ... Ohhh yeaaahhh, you like that? ... ohhh, yeahhhh. — Teddy Roosevelt

Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. — Janet Evanovich

Imaginary diseases are the hardest to cure. — Marty Rubin