Unique Short Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm the world heavyweight champion. I consider myself a citizen of the whole world. — George Foreman

Everytime the leaves are changing it's the loneliest time of the year — Kevin Gates

She'll be your dance partner, Jordan"
"Her? She's much too good. I'm scared!"
"Remember the feeling. Someday you'll want to write about it, and then it'll be good to know how the fear feels and to go ahead and dance all the same. — Nina George

You can't really copy what I do because I don't do anything. — David Bailey

I was a stubborn cuss, and I made some mistakes. — Earl Butz