Uninvented Inventions Quotes & Sayings

I made a list of inventions the world would be better off without and, one by one, I uninvented them all. — Neil Gaiman

Nothing bad ever happens, why should I care? — Danny Elfman

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. — Willie Nelson

The weirdest thing to me is that magazines would never do this for their writers. They would never hire a writer who writes for another magazine; they want to have their own stable of writers. Newsweek would never hire a TIME writer, and TIME would never hire a Newsweek writer - but they would both hire the same photographer to shoot a cover for them. — Gregory Heisler

Sickness makes babes and bastards of us all. — Beth Lewis

We are seeing the bitterness of elites who wish to lead, confronted by multitudes who do not wish to follow. — John Leo

Put it out," said Dimitri. "Put it out or she dies."
Lissa finally found her voice, even with her air cut off. "Don't listen to him," she gasped out." He's going to kill us anyway."
But behind her, the heat died out. Shadows fell across Dimitri's face once again. Christian wouldn't risk her, even though she was right. It hardly seemed to matter.
"Actually," said Dimitri, voice peasant amid and grim scene, "I'd rather you two stay alive. At least for a little while longer."
I felt Lissa's face move to a frown. I wouldn't have been surprised if Christian's did too, judging from the confusion in his voice. He couldn't even manage a snarky comment. He could only ask the obvious: "Why?"
Dimitri's eyes gleamed. "Because I need you to be bait for Rose. — Richelle Mead

In a collaboration, each author will do 75% of the work. — Larry Niven

It was a dreamlike time for me from December 1997 to March of '98. Before that, I was basically unknown. Then, bang! The starting gun fired, and everybody just started running. It was learn-on-the-job. And there were more opportunities for work than I had time to do them. — Ben Affleck