Unintentional Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Some things you just can't hide, no matter how thick the material. — Christine Fonseca

The hardest thing about skateboarding is consistency: The slightest flick of your foot or gust of wind can send your board flying, so it's really anybody's game out there. — Shaun White

I've always been attracted to classic patterns in architecture, music and drama. — Robert Wilson

Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same. — Willie Geist

We will go no place where we cannot take our Master with us. While others take their liberty to sin, We will not renounce our liberty to rebuke and confront them. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Because before you acquired language, you didn't exist. — Marcel Theroux

ObamaCare is, really, I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery - and it is slavery, in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government. It was never about health care; it was about control. — Ben Carson

Too many of us are lonely ministers practicing a lonely ministry. — Henri Nouwen

Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies — Alice Clayton

You talk like somebody's grandmother, you know." "Shut — Santino Hassell

Happy are the beloved and the lovers and those who can live without love. — Jorge Luis Borges