Uninspiring Crossword Quotes & Sayings

I quickly scoop up the rest of my personal life on display on the sidewalk and I'm relieved that I had removed the flavored condoms that Regina had shoved into my purse before I left yesterday. Bacon Flavor. What woman wants to taste meat while, you know, tasting meat? — Vi Keeland

We are a team. We share the ball, we share the game, we share the worries. — Bill Shankly

For this relay there was a little more pressure because it's the 200, you have to make sure you swim it smart. The 100 was more about energy. — Michelle Williams

I love to play music. So why endanger that with something like drugs? — Dave Grohl

The Center for Energy and Climate Solutions determined in 2000 that the Internet saved 1.5 billion square feet in retail space and 2 billion square feet of office space and reduced the amount of greenhouse gases emitted into the atmosphere by 35 million metric tons. — Richard Stim

There is a story in the book Night Shift, called 'The Mangler,' about a laundry machine that takes on a sort of malignant life. I worked in a laundry for about a year and a half after I got out of college. It was the only job I could find to support my wife and our first child. There was a fellow there that had no hands or forearms. He simply had hooks. This is one of the things that they don't tell you about when you become management. You have to wear a tie. It was this fellow's tie that did him in. — Stephen King

Frank, for his part, believed the boys tormented him because they, like their parents and grandparents, thought him a murderer. So when Frank awoke one night in August and saw something very odd up at the old house, he merely assumed that the boys had gone one step further in their attempts to punish him. — J.K. Rowling

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one. — Zach Braff

Nick inherited me. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Victory is not won in miles but in inches. — Louis L'Amour

I remember when I was a private soldier. I remember the days when I was taken care of and when I was not taken care of. — Tommy Franks

My favorite piece of furniture is my bed, cause' it's fluffy and so comfortable! — Vivica A. Fox