Uniball Jetstream Quotes & Sayings

I went to see my doctor ... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah ... I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect." — Rodney Dangerfield

Without conjuring up fantasies of bygone eras with family games and long, leisurely meals, the question arises: isn't there a better family life available than this dismal, mechanized arrangement of children watching television for however long is allowed them, evening after evening? — Marie Winn

In search of Truth the hopeful zealot goes,
But all the sadder tums, the more he knows! — H.P. Lovecraft

People don't mind having the mystical aspect of a church being poorly defined as long as you make the rules of the church clear. — John Scalzi

Our task is not to yield to the pressure of our environment — Sunday Adelaja

Economists largely confine themselves to three key factors - capital, labor and productivity - when explaining how and why a country grows. — Ben Miles

Bones," I sighed. "Know something? I'm not afraid of you, but you scare
me ... ." His outline blurred again.
"You scare me, too, Kitten," he might have replied, but I couldn't be sure. — Jeaniene Frost

My dear young lady, when you are in love, and jealous, and have been flogged by the Inquisition, there's no knowing what you may do. — Voltaire

Infatuation cannot be sustained indefinitely, my friend. Love that embraces the entire person is a monumental gift that takes time to grow. — Joan Bauer

I hope something happens. I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing domestic. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a whole group of people, it spoke to them. Then he became an archetype, like Groucho Marx or Chaplin. — Noah Baumbach

Too often faith is used as an epistemological device to avoid the hard labor of straight thinking. — Edward John Carnell

The Miracle of the House of Brandenburg had come to pass. — Frederick The Great