Ungrammatical Profundity Quotes & Sayings

Well, now, look at you, is that a halo? Did you get canonized while I wasn't looking? Am I addressing St. Stefan now? — L.J.Smith

I don't remember most of the '60s and '70s. — Jerry Della Femina

For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado. — Mason Cooley

There are other ways to beat someone than with fists. — Kiersten White

Being a little bit of a movie buff, the fact that I'm working in the middle of movie history is incredible. — Betsy Beers

But it's just that he is basically a very honest person. That makes him uncompromising sometimes. — Barack Obama

Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule. — Ellen DeGeneres

God designed husbands and wives to complete each other, not to compete with each other. — Jimmy Evans

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us. — Bill Watterson

Man does not know most of the rules on which he acts; and even what we call his intelligence is largely a system of rules which operate on him but which he does not know. — Friedrich Hayek

Cats. You can't live with them, and the fur's too thin for a rug. — Mercedes Lackey

The purchase of a bargain issue presupposes that the market's current appraisal is wrong, or at least that the buyer's idea of value is more likely to be right than the market's. In this process the investor sets his judgement against that of the market. To some this may seem arrogant or foolhardy. — Benjamin Graham

He's assisting me with a personal project."

Melody grinned. "Uh-huh, right. You couldn't find your tonsils so he stopped by to help you look for them. Search to be continued this Friday. If you want my advice, you should have him hunt for something really important, like your G-spot. — Samanthe Beck