Unfunny Dad Quotes & Sayings

I remember looking back on a photo of me ... wearing a suit that was, like, two sizes too big for me. I think a lot of guys don't know what fits. — Talib Kweli

I have to say that after chemotherapy, Barbara Boxer just isn't that scary anymore. — Barbara Boxer

We have to pray as the ancients prayed. We are women now, not children, and are expected to pray with maturity. The words most often used to describe urgent, prayerful labor are wrestle, plead, cry, and hunger...In some sense, prayer may be the hardest work we will ever be engaged in, and perhaps it should be. — Patricia T. Holland

though he could not have controlled the events of his birth and life which had contributed to his misery, he could and should have controlled his actions and striven for a higher standard of nobility. — Anuja Chandramouli

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin. — Ambrose Bierce

When a person starts to talk about their dreams, it's as if something bubbles up from within. Their eyes brighten, their face glows, and you can feel the excitement in their words. — John C. Maxwell

I'm a pretty disciplined investor and pretty disciplined buyer. I do my due diligence. I do my homework. I don't waste money. — Bruce Rauner

Democracy is the only civilized way to govern a country. — Ricardo Salinas Pliego