Unfunny Comedians Quotes & Sayings

How aware are we of our own inner life, our spirituality-something so intangible yet so priceless? How much effort do we make to perceive that which is not obvious, which can neither be seen nor heard? I believe the exploration and enrichment of the human spirit is what determines our very humanity. Such enrichment provides an inner compass that can lead civilizations to greatness. — Daisaku Ikeda

Every moment of our life is filled with joy, happiness, and peace; we can see it when we pay the attention. — Debasish Mridha

I was playing the villain 'Falseface' on Batman, and I got wind that they were going to pay a young starlet $25,000 to be in the same episode. Well, I wasn't getting anywhere near that amount of money, so I refused to let them put my name in the credits. — Malachi Throne

I'm not going more mad," I said. "I've stabilized. I'm practically normal. Even my non-hallucinatory psychiatrist acknowledges that. — Brandon Sanderson

We would never have scales, feathers, or breasts if we didn't have teeth in the first place. — Neil Shubin

Ceremonies are the first thing to be attended to in the practice of government. — Confucius

Kindness takes energy. If I say yes to everything, I don't have energy left to be kind. — Esther Hizsa

I come from a Christian faith. I am not going to give you insight into my particular beliefs. — Patricia Ireland

To an experienced Zen Buddhist, asking if one believes in Zen or one believes in the Buddha, sounds a little ludicrous, like asking if one believes in air or water. Similarly Quality is not something you believe in, Quality is something you experience. — Robert M. Pirsig

Are you okay, man?"
"Yeah, I'm good."
It's a lie. I wonder if I will ever be good again. — David Bellavia

I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying, 'This is fiction.' — Ian McKellen