Unfortunate Event Quotes & Sayings

Strange how blind people are! They are horrified by the torture chambers of the Middle Ages, but their arsenals fill them with pride! — Bertha Von Suttner

We are a nation that seeks out solutions and refuses to ignore challenges. — Chris Chocola

There were a group of people before the Ascension known as the Astalsi. They claimed that each person was born with a certain finite amount of ill luck. And so, when an unfortunate event happened, they thought themselves blessed - thereafter, their lives could only get better. — Brandon Sanderson

And as the Baudelaires told Hector their long story, they began to feel as if the handyman was carrying more than their suitcases. They felt as if he was carrying each word they said, as if each unfortunate event was a burden that Hector was helping them with. The story of their lives was so miserable that I cannot say they felt happy when they were through telling it, but by the time Sunny concluded the whole long story, the Baudelaires felt as if they were carrying much less. — Lemony Snicket

My life is an unfinished product, but instead of just saying, 'How do I top what I've accomplished,' I decided I wanted to move forward, express my growth and take a big step into the next chapter. — Josh Groban

The language of religion can alone suit every situation and every mode of feeling. — Madame De Stael

Eclipses tend to be strong and last for several seasons. Those were particularly ominous because there were two of them, both in unfortunate locations. The occultation will direct those energies on the conscious and subconscious level promoting power grabs as well as mass deception and illusions. When a celestial event only occurs every thousands years or so it usually means something significant, usually a new cycle, and in this case potentially violent. — Marcha A. Fox

I had been poor myself, and knew what awaited him in the world. He would find that they who fawned on him most would be first to turn their backs on him now. He would be rudely disillusioned regarding the fables of love and friendship, and would become cynical, bitter, and sceptical of there being any disinterested good in human nature. — Miles Franklin

Sometimes it's a struggle to get over self-love first. Sometimes in this struggle for love, we give up, or lose everything, and we still don't achieve love. Some people don't even recognize real love when it comes without being called or sought. — J. California Cooper

The truth is, cutting raw meat off the bones gives us the creeps. — Megan Carle

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might. — Joseph Epstein

IN THE UNFORTUNATE EVENT THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF CORNERED BY A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, PICK YOUR NOSE. — Pseudonymous Bosch

If the enemy sends it's Goliath into battle, it magnifies our cause. — Jerome Lawrence

Sooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two ... The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the world as possible and lead a safe, simple life. — Lemony Snicket

Partnership is the way. Dictatorial win-lose is so old-school. — Alanis Morissette

There is a looming chasm between what your brain knows and what your mind is capable of accessing. — David Eagleman

It wouldn't kill you to get out of your comfort zone a little bit. — Jenny Han

Every unfortunate event does not give rise to lawsuit. — Judge Mills Lane

We believe what we see.
So did Columbus. What do you do when you're in the dark? — Yann Martel

Emotions of any kind can be evoked by melody and rhythm; therefore music has the power to form character. — Aristotle.

[Kendra] also referred to Tizoc Theron, one of the most powerful mercenaries in all of vampiric existence, as her "Tizzy". The Inquisition was "a dreadful inconvenience," World War II was "a little spat" and the fall of Midnight, the vampiric empire that had reigned for centurie, was "an unfortunate event. — Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

Pro-life includes improving life after birth. — Mike Huckabee