Unexpanded Tailored Quotes & Sayings

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory. — Jay Leno

Never define people or situations in terms of their effect on you, unless you want to give them the power to make you feel that way. — Bill Crawford

Too many people never catch tomorrow as they let go of today. Capture the precious now instead of holding onto the hope of tomorrow. — Eric Samuel Timm

When I write the set, I try to create something that will not only be interesting for the audience, but will have a flow for the band, too, so we don't get boring. — Dave Matthews

Don't tell me you're not beautiful. You're the kind of beautiful the blind would see if we could figure out some way to give them three seconds of sight. — Shane Koyczan

There is great skill in knowing how to conceal one's skill. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Sin always seems 'good, and pleasant, and desirable,' at the time of commission. — J.C. Ryle

violence is a man so you have the power to lock him up for ever — Mike Castro

Adolescents are still children in that they can't yet tell the difference between make believe and fiction. — Heather O'Neill

And in the end,
she left a scar
and I knew that was
how she wanted to
be remembered.

She wanted to leave
her mark in the
world
without getting
her heart too
attached to it. — Robert M. Drake