Underwire Quotes & Sayings

He ate one of my bras."
"Ah. I see. Which one?"
"An underwire," she mumbled.
"The black lacey one from Victoria's Secret?"
She folded her arms. "That would be the one."
Well, no one could fault the dog's taste, Gid thought. That
stingy bit of lace had always looked plenty appetizing to him, too.
He forced his mind back to the matter at hand. — Jackie Braun

I've been around the world and I've had bras made in different places, and each time I'm experiencing the same troubles: the painful shoulders, the underwire cutting into my flesh. — Jill Scott

For a bunch of hairless apes, we've actually managed to invent some pretty incredible things. — Ernest Cline

A relationship built on lies is like a bra with no underwire. Fucking useless to me. — Mimi Strong

Life's not about feeling better, it's about getting the job done. — Ned Vizzini

What happened to the rest of my clothes?"
"They left," he said, face serious.
"You took them?"
He shrugged. "You wouldn't have been comfortable sleeping in them."
"How on earth did you manage to get my bra off without waking me?"
"He gave me a sly smile. "I didn't do anything else. I swear. I just ... removed it for safety reasons. Underwire is dangerous. — Kylie Scott

Simply wait upon Him. So doing, we shall be directed, supplied, protected, corrected, and rewarded. — Vance Havner

I'm not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot! — Katherine Heigl

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come. — Michelangelo

For me, it's hard to wear a bra the whole entire day if it's got underwire. — Behati Prinsloo

Money always has come to me, because I always have seen myself as endlessly abundant. — Wayne Dyer

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying. — Jen Lancaster