Understanded Mean Quotes & Sayings

They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up! — Jamie Phillips

There are three sides to every question-where a divorce is involved. — Elbert Hubbard

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano. — Victor Borge

He is the God of all, and His concern is for all. — John Willis Zumwalt

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. — Denis Leary

You have to feel fortunate to be one of the people whom parents don't mind their children looking up to. The older I get, the more I think about the amount of influence I have on these young girls, and it's scary sometimes. But I also understand how lucky I am to have that. — Beyonce Knowles

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers