Undersized Bathtubs Quotes & Sayings

I have a speech impediment because I slur a lot, and they even make fun of me on 'Cougar Town' because there's certain word combinations that I just can't say. — Ian Gomez

Have you seen Marcus?" he asked his ugly friend.
"Yes, he was stoping some people in the Violet Room from climbing the curtains."
"What for?"
"They were not professionals."
"Oh. — Ellen Kushner

Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure. — Audrey Hepburn

Well, ever since I was little, I knew that singing was what I wanted to do, and then I got into, you know, doing drama club and community theater. — Jordin Sparks

I tend to not only read reviews, but also every little stupid thing online. It's a very bad idea, and there's a lot of angry people in the world. And it's weird to absorb all that weirdness. — Charlie Kaufman

If I spent all my time criticising myself, I wouldn't be able to function. There are actors who theorise till the cows come home. I haven't the patience for them. It's maybe shallow, but that's why I'll never be part of the acting set. — Anthony Hopkins