Underhaug Potato Quotes & Sayings

Every sign by itself seems dead. What gives it life?
In use it is alive. Is life breathed into it there?
Or is the use its life? — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Smell is the voice of the soul... — Shannon Hale

Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. — William Congreve

It's very strange that you condemn me as a terrorist at the same time as you call on me to help you combat terrorism in Iraq and elsewhere. It doesn't make sense! — Walid Muallem

I'd come to respect the bag. — Rick Riordan

The left takes its vision seriously - more seriously than it takes the rights of other people. They want to be our shepherds. But that requires us to be sheep. — Thomas Sowell

The science of fossil shells is the first step towards the study of the earth. — Giovanni Battista Brocchi

That which we remember of our conduct is ignored by our closest neighbour; but that which we have forgotten having said, or even what we never said, will cause laughter even into the next world. — Marcel Proust

I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila. — Kendall Grey

I'm very expressive.
i deserve to feel pretty.
i kissed the blarney stone.
i am strong. i am brave.
im a good friend. I'm a good sister. I'm a good wife. i am a good in-law. I'm a good daughter. i am a good niece. I'm a good beagle mother. i am a good granddaughter.
i work hard for it, honey.
im superfly TNT motherfucker.
im a pilot of the airwaves.
im a better third baseman that brooks robinson.
I B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E.
i have exceptionally beautiful feet, eyes, ears, hips, hair, teeth, breasts. and shoulders. and fingernails. in a different pen, she added, and eyelashes and eyebrows, plus in yet another pen, and nose. and chin. — Rob Sheffield

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Take love when love is given. — Sara Teasdale

You can't believe anything I say--including that last statement. — Dan Culberson

National antipathy is the basest, because the most illiberal and illiterate of all prejudices. — Jane Porter

Words - as I speak or write them - make a path on which I walk. — Diane Glancy