Underface Derp Quotes & Sayings

No matter how closely you examine the water, glucose, and electrolyte salts in the human brain, you can't find the point where these molecules became conscious. — Deepak Chopra

Uncle Edisto always said, "Every ending is a new beginning. — Deborah Wiles

Tell yourself you're dead, the way Matt does, so the past can't hurt you. — Ilsa J. Bick

I really thought twice about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when that came in. I always was of a mind that it's an inherently stupid idea to put something like that in a glass case. — Elvis Costello

No matter how bumpy the ride gets, listen to your Auntie Vivica, hold the fuck on. — Kristen Ashley

The good, of course, is always beautiful, and the beautiful never lacks proportion. — Plato