Underevolved Quotes & Sayings

A man's immortality can be found in his children. — Patricia Briggs

For the first few years of my life my mom used to cut my hair so there were a lot of bowl-cut hair styles. — Ne-Yo

Here is an appropriate use of the exclamation mark:
The last thing he expected when the elevator door opened was the snarling tiger that leapt at him.
"Ahhhhh!"
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In almost all situations that do not involve immediate physical danger or great surprise, you should think twice before using an exclamation mark. If you have thought twice and the exclamation mark is still there, think about it three times, or however many times it takes until you delete it. — Howard Mittelmark

The right things,
the right people,
the right book,
the right Facebook page
will always come to you when you are truly ready,
until then, just relax and let it happen. — Steven Aitchison

I'm in L.A., I'm in my early 20s, and I'm like, 'There are so many pretty girls here! Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on!' — Charlie Puth

In every heart there should be one grief that is like a well in the desert. — Edith Wharton

Self-esteem means you can say to yourself, "I matter, and so do my goals. — Victoria Lynn Schmidt

Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life. — Roald Dahl

We learn love from the people who love us. — Kerry Greenwood

What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I despise computers in many ways. I think they're hopelessly underevolved and overrated. — Brian Eno

And Pierre's soul was dimly but joyfully filled not by the story itself but by its mysterious significance: by the rapturous joy that lit up Karataev's face as he told it, and the mystic significance of that joy. — Leo Tolstoy

Resiliency is the essence of a global positive framework ... — Asa Don Brown

I sort of consider myself a comedic actress, not a comedienne. I think it's different. You know, I'm not a stand-up or anything, but playing into comedic situations is sort of where, I think, my strength lies. — Zooey Deschanel

A lot of the drive to make narratives came from having to play by myself as a 5- or 6-year-old in the woods. — Matthew Tobin Anderson

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. — Tiger Woods