Uncyclopedia Wiki Quotes & Sayings

I want to be black, to know black, to luxuriate in whatever I might be calling blackness at any particular time, but to do so in order to come out on the other side, to experience a humanity that is neither colorless nor reducible to color. — Henry Louis Gates

You'll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because I'll be
working pretty late on the secret of making myself invisible, which may take me almost until eleven o'clock. — S.J Perelman

For the record, I hate skiing ... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD. — Jim Norton

I am competitive, and I like to be as competitive as possible in anything I do. — Sergio Garcia

Maybe it was the novels I read - the racier Mills & Boon romances of late, Danielle Steel instructing me on international sex and sin. — Manil Suri

There is a killer in every cowardly man, waiting for the right set of circumstances when the time has been drained of the possibility of reprisals and he feels free to act. — M.D. Lachlan

Never worry about being obsessive. I like obsessive people. Obsessive people make great art — Susan Sontag

A lot of guys have better genes but if you work hard and consistently, you can outperform them. — Frank Zane

I do not refuse the Blue-Pearmain, I fill my pockets on each side; and as I retrace my steps in the frosty eve, being perhaps four or five miles from home, I eat one first from this side, and then from that, to keep my balance. [17] — Henry David Thoreau

The pure perfect truth of life is that we are here to create heaven on earth, to bring the perfection of what is above down to us, and in doing so to become transformed as human being into something great and beautiful. — Kathleen McGowan