Uncyclopedia Corn Quotes & Sayings

Tie your camel up as best you can, and then trust it to Providence. — Nazr Mohammed

I love to do fashion. I always put fashion in all of my storytelling because that's what I am, but I'm not selling clothes, I'm telling a story. — Patricia Field

Every president when he is elected has to live with the pluses and minuses his predecessor leaves, which includes benefits as well as burdens. — Donald Rumsfeld

She said if she couldn't play, she had nothing left. What about me? — Gayle Forman

I don't know if I'm brave. — Sacha Baron Cohen

A currency serves three functions: providing a means of payment, a unit of account and a store of value. Gold may be a store of value for wealth, but it is not a means of payment. You cannot pay for your groceries with it. Nor is it a unit of account. Prices of goods and services, and of financial assets, are not denominated in gold terms. — Nouriel Roubini

In silence the three of them looked at the sunset and thought about God. — Maud Hart Lovelace

Faith: not wanting to know what is true. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I come in. I'm going to sketch, I'm going to drape, I don't know what I'm going to do. — Geoffrey Beene

I learned early to keep death in my line of sight, keep it under surveillance, keep it on cleared ground and away from any brush where it might coil unnoticed. — Joan Didion