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The American people know something is wrong as far as energy is concerned. They don't think they are being told the truth. — T. Boone Pickens

I wonder if God hears prayers if the only time you make them is when you're in trouble. — Dan Groat

In that instant of eye contact, in the mesmerizing depths of that sweet emotion, she felt bound to him in a way she'd never felt connected to another man. It was as if in that moment their hearts and minds, their very souls, were one. — Carla Cassidy

Love is the most attractive quality in the world. And it lies at the heart of Christianity. — Michael Green

The illusion reflected within the mirror whispered a door of returning daydreams ... — Lionel Suggs

Fine doesn't mean fine! The scale goes: great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine. — Max Black

I'm the evil mastermind behind the scenes. I'm the wicked puppeteer who pulls the strings and makes you dance. I'm your writer. — Grant Morrison

It is a terrible thing for an author to have a lot of people running about his book without any invitation from him at all. — A.A. Milne

And every day, Don wrestles with himself. Should he go back to his apartment and recharge over a quiet lunch, as he longs to do, or join his classmates? — Susan Cain

When he was nearly thirty-six, my brother Jem got his heart badly broken when his fourth marriage fell apart, mostly because his wife never could get used to Boo, who lived with them and creeped her out by making little wooden dolls of her and putting them in the hollow tree out front. — Silas House

This is where I find myself now on the journey that God and I have been on, at the station called hope, the one that comes right after gratitude and somewhere not far from journey's end. It has been "God and I" the whole way. Not so much because he has always been pleasant company. Not because I could always feel his presence when I got up in the morning or when I was afraid to sleep at night. It was because he did not trust me to travel alone. Personally I liked the last miles of the journey better than the first. But, since I could not have the ending without first having the beginning, I thank God for getting me going and bringing me home. And sticking with me all the way. — Lewis B. Smedes

It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get a good story out of it. It's a picture of somebody trying to figure things out. I'm not trying to create some impression about myself. That doesn't interest me. — Alan Alda