Unconvincing Thesaurus Quotes & Sayings

I think my father knew how to be Jewish, but he didn't teach us. He must have thought we would absorb it with our mother's milk. — Edith Hahn Beer

I look away from him, replying sarcastically, Well, you can tell JT and Pete for me that the next time they hold a knitting bee and gossip circle, I could use a new sweater! — Amy A. Bartol

She wouldn't climb out of the bed for her sister, but she had climbed into a crater. She wouldn't cross a room, but she had crossed a continent. — Anthony Marra

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math. — Charlie Sheen

Plenty of people are raised Catholic and then aren't Catholic anymore, like any religion. — Danny Masterson

Hello to you too, he said, amusement lacing his voice. — Kalayna Price

For restaurants that have a minimum gratuity charge on large groups, the IRS will now count those tips as regular wages rather than traditional tips that we are all familiar with when we dine out. Ask any server, and they will tell you that this will directly affect their day-to-day lifestyle. — Kevin McCarthy