Unconsious Quotes & Sayings

I saw a close friend of mine the other day ... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know ... my calendar has no sevens on it." — Steven Wright

Worry is irrelevant. It alters nothing. When was the last time you solved a problem by worrying about it? — Max Lucado

No one had forewarned me, however, that if you live abroad any good while, the notion of home is permanently compromised. — Andrew Solomon

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all — Mignon McLaughlin

I am still confused because I still don't know who my father is. And so who is my mother? The feeling is still there. — Eartha Kitt

Moved by an unconsious sentiment born out of solitude and savagery - idle tales of a noughty child who sometimes reflects and who is always a lover of the beautiful - the beauty that is personal - the only beauty that is human. — Paul Gauguin

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan

Never fire a laser at a mirror. — Larry Niven