Unconsciousness Slideshare Quotes & Sayings

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. — Bill Watterson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. — Phyllis Diller

For some reason, humans needed things that weren't true. — Terry Pratchett

It's truly interesting to observe how genetics works in families, and what a huge lottery it is to inherit some of our relatives' appearance features. — Sahara Sanders

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other ... until death do them join. — Elbert Hubbard

He waited for Stephanie at the foot of the stairs and when she made her way down he lost his breath. To him she was the most beautiful woman in the world, no matter what she wore, with make up or without. But the way she looked when she walked towards him, he was at a loss for words; he couldn't even remember his own fucking name. — Celeste Carrara

Latin is a dead tongue
And Romans made songs!
Then no one disagree:
It delighted them in theory
Now it's "the Latin" in me. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Voltaire said about God that 'there is no God, but don't tell that to my servant, lest he murder me at night'. Hammurabi would have said the same about his principle of hierarchy, and Thomas Jefferson about human rights. Homo sapiens has no natural rights, just as spiders, hyenas and chimpanzees have no natural rights. But don't tell that to our servants, lest they murder us at night. — Yuval Noah Harari

The name sounds almost too perfect. And as I said, you look perfect, too. The only thing left ... is to be perfect. — Jay Asher

I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

In other words, even though one coin certainly isn't sufficient to make a man rich, a man only becomes rich by adding one coin after another. — Gretchen Rubin

Her sadness makes her impossibly beautiful, like snow blanketing a barren landscape. — Marie Lu

Because - all the way driving here, driving all night, Christmas lights on the motorway and I'm not ashamed to tell you, I got choked up - because I was thinking, couldn't help it, about the Bible story - ? you know, where the steward steals the widow's mite, but then the steward flees to far country and invests the mite wisely and brings back thousandfold cash to widow he stole from? And with joy she forgave him, and they killed the fatted calf, and made merry?" "I think that's maybe not all the same story." "Well - Bible school, Poland, it was a long time ago. — Donna Tartt

His stomach, a packed elevator, began a slow descent toward his feet. — Jojo Moyes