Uncle Vito Quotes & Sayings

The readers are very similar. The books they know, the questions they ask, the characters they like. That is similar. — Gabriel Ba

If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims ... Have we waterboarded anyone else? — Jesse Ventura

Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around. — Mark W. Boyer

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. — Bam Margera

Being happy is a very personal thing-and it really has nothing to do with anyone else. — Esther Hicks

In total this journey will take five flights and fifty-five hours, but in reality it began four decades and two generations ago when my uncle died in Vietnam. — Tucker Elliot

We don't succeed or fail because of fortune or luck. We succeed because we understand the way the world works and what we have to do. We fail because others understand this better than we do. — Viet Thanh Nguyen

That," I told Tatiana, "is the most fucked-up law I have ever heard. — Richelle Mead

It's a bit ridiculous to have people who have two years of experience handling an $83 billion budget. — Mike Thompson

Why, though? I knew it didn't make sense. I did love her in my own way. Very much. She was beautiful and fun and caring, but I was bored, so bored. I had to think of other girls to get a hard-on. I didn't want to start the long arduous road to her orgasm, let alone mine. Afraid to touch her in case it was mistaken for an application for sex. So in order to feel something through the numbness, I decided to perpetrate on my soul and hers the equivalent of quenching cigarettes on my paralyzed limbs. My hope was that if I registered pain, it would be welcomed as a sign of life. — Anonymous

Like the rest of us he seeks an external savior. — Philip K. Dick

It is a cardinal sin to bore the reader. — Larry Niven

Life!' Vito exploded, making me jump. Up and down, good and bad, birth and death, celebration and devastation. If you got any balls at all, you roll with the punches and get the fuck on with it, pardon my French — Kristen Ashley

Uncle Vito is going to make his own nephew swim with the fishes? — Kristen Ashley

We have already given in example one effectual check to the dog of war by transferring the power of letting him loose from the Executive to the Legislative body — Thomas Jefferson

because I wanted to — Craig Johnson

If you cannot see yourself fairly or accurately represented in the community where you live ... and nothing there makes you feel awake or alive, I suggest you start doing some research on some other communities — Kelly Cutrone

A king's staff of office, the sign and symbol of his authority. It was originally a mace with which the sovereign admonished his jester and vetoed ministerial measures by breaking the bones of their proponents. — Ambrose Bierce