Uncle Jeb Quotes & Sayings

Remember the days you prayed for the things you have now. — Unknown

As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don't want to be a lemon, you don't have to be! Just don't let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don't even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of the most important things that I have ever learned, is that I don't have to save people. — C. JoyBell C.

Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us."
"Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's a pickle. — Stephenie Meyer

You're going to be a famous artist." His voice is deep velvet - soothing and sure. "You'll live in one of those artsy, upscale apartments in Paris with your rich husband. Oh, who just happens to be a world-renowned exterminator. How's that for a twist of fate? You won't even have to catch your own bugs anymore. That'll give you more time to spend with your five brilliant kids. And I'll come visit every summer. Show up on the doorstep with a bottle of Texas BBQ sauce and a French baguette. I'll be weird Uncle Jeb. — A.G. Howard

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. — Gilda Radner

No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper! — Lloyd Alexander

Usually do that unless you give — Kathy Reichs

There Laura spent many happy hours, supposed to be picking fruit for jam, but for the better part of the time reading or dreaming. One corner, overhung by a Samson tree and walled in with bushes and flowers, she called her 'green study'. — Flora Thompson

What will happen to those who stone the prophets and persecute the masters? His fate is written in flaming letters on each page of the history. — Frank Harris

I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. — Stephenie Meyer

Change is a threat when done to me, but an opportunity when done by me. — Rosabeth Moss Kanter

It's just what they are - they're jokes ... most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks ... I can't determine what offends another person. — Paula Deen

It's easy to think the minefield wasn't that bad once you're safely watching other people get blown up. — Liane Moriarty

Who do I like best, men or women? I think it really depends on what for! — Joyce Grenfell

To ensure the fairytale ends well, I will stand by her side until she trusts me. — Hope Irving