Uncle Grandpa Funny Quotes & Sayings

A kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara is forever. — Marilyn Monroe

May the death penalty, an unworthy punishment still used in some countries, be abolished throughout the world. — Pope John Paul II

Repercussions are serious and they will take you places. — Bryan Clay

You kids were all planned, you were just planned really, really quickly. — Candace Allan

France is the country with the highest taxes in Europe along with Sweden ... something of which I am not proud. — Nicolas Sarkozy

That is what they call being reconciled to die. They call it reconciled when pain has strummed a symphony of suffering back and forth across you, up and down, round and round you until each little fibre is worn tissue-thin with aching. And when you are lying beaten, and buffeted, battered and broken - pain goes out, joins hands with Death and comes back to dance, dance, dance, stamp, stamp, stamp down on you until you give up. — Marita Bonner

The Meadow ... Only one of them succeeded in making a life here ... He weathered. Before a backdrop of natural beauty, he lived a life from which everything was taken but a place. He lived so close to the real world it almost let him in. — James Galvin

For the longest time, you just sound like a broken record, but you have to be consistent when teaching kids. — Heidi Klum

I was in school studying civil engineering. A guy approached me on the street and said that I had a interesting look-very exotic. He told me I should try to be in the industry. — Thuy Trang

I'll spend the rest of the evening enjoying a potato. And by "enjoying" I mean "hating so much I want to kill people. — Andy Weir