Unceremoniously Fired Quotes & Sayings

Chris Martin's a good friend of mine. I'm actually Apple's godfather. He's an old friend and we've been mates for quite a few years now. — Simon Pegg

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs
black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard). — Peter Scott

You know something, it's best no to have what you need
because then, you start looking for what you need
and make it what you need. — KRS-One

I am in favor of complete freedom of information and of free access to the new communication tools, in particular the Internet. — Omar Bongo

She never utters a sound even when she's crying, and that makes me a little sad. Doesn't seem right. When you cry, people should hear you. The world should stop. — Libba Bray

He kissed her once more, gently and deliberately, reassuring her without words that he had no intentions of letting her go. — Stephanie Garber

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired. — Michael R. Burch