Unang Yakap Quotes & Sayings

If the most precious are tried in the fire, are we to escape the crucible? If the diamond must be vexed upon the wheel, are we to be made perfect without suffering? — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I might, by chance, write something just as shoddy;
But then I wouldn't show it to everybody. — Moliere

Well, I happen to have a love of vocal reproduction devices. — Billy West

For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973. — Frank Zappa

Let them express their anger and hatred; listen to them and smile. — M.F. Moonzajer

Even a two-car parade gets fouled up if you don't decide ahead of time who's going to lead. — Zig Ziglar

Why do they treat us like children? they said & I said why do you treat them like adults?
& their eyes opened wide & they began to laugh & talk all at once & suddenly everything looked possible again. — Brian Andreas

Well, hell yeah! I'm gonna kick your ass, too!"
I narrowed my eyes at him. "Not this time you're not. I have a new superpower."
He laughed. "And what's that? Harsh language?"
I leaned over to kiss his neck once, and then ran my tongue up to his ear, kissing his earlobe. He froze in place.
"Distraction," I breathed into his ear.
He grabbed my arms and flipped me onto my back. "You're going to miss another class. — Jamie McGuire

No two moralities match. Accept different shapes, so long as they aren't sharp enough to hurt. — Matt Haig

The way yogurt works is you take the old yogurt culture and you put it in milk. You have to put enough of the old culture in, and then that old culture will convert the milk into yogurt. — John Mackey