Un Mundo Feliz Quotes & Sayings

I coveted you. I had no right to want you
but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire. — Stephenie Meyer

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda. — Ryan Stiles

Life's a pudding full of plums. — W.S. Gilbert

Life is a double-faced creature; one face is tragedy, the other one is comedy. We have no way but to face the first face with dignity! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

But oh! as to embrace me she inclin'd, I wak'd, she fled, and day brought back my night. — John Milton

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. — Phyllis Diller

It's cool to actually have my own trading card. — Blake Griffin

I wouldn't wish this sort of agony on my worst enemy. It was pure and complete torture. To know that, for the man who made up my entire world, I was not enough for him. — Courtney Giardina