Umps Quotes & Sayings

I read an hour almost every night. It's part of falling asleep. — Bill Gates

Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just ... (wipes his nose) — Eddie Harris

I'm pretty middle-of-the-road. There are some issues I'm more conservative on. — Lisa Kudrow

We are like the birds. We adapt. We sing. — David Byrne

History repeats itself in the large because human nature changes with geological leisureliness. — Will Durant

People want reality that tells them how right they are all the time. — David Brooks