Umor Negru Quotes & Sayings

You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?"
"With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? — James Patterson

Whatever your grievances, I'm sure we can address them without resorting to war," persisted Argyle ...
Nonsense," said the alien. "Do you know how many laborers and industries we'd put out of work if we were to stop the war just because a few bleeding hearts think we can talk out our grievances? — Mike Resnick

Jesus has many lovers of His kingdom of heaven, but he has few bearers of His Cross. Many desire His consolation, but few desire His tribulation. He finds many comrades in eating and drinking, but He finds few hands who will be with Him in His abstinence and fastingBut those who love Jesus purely for Himself, and not for their own profit or convenience, bless Him as heartily in temptation and tribulation and in all other adversities as they do in time of consolation. And if He never sent them consolation, they would still bless and praise Him. — Thomas A Kempis

No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a firm grip on the time. — Salman Rushdie

Our tax code encourages people to raise thoroughbred horses, not children. — Patricia Schroeder

Alfred Nobel stipulated that no distinction of race or colour will determine who received of his generosity. — Abdus Salam

All things are photographable. — Garry Winogrand

I was raised on T.V. dinners because in those days, they were considered a well-balanced meal. And when I was sick, my mother fed me beef-barley soup and peanut butter sandwiches. That's about it for childhood food memories. — Lindsay Wagner

Love is love insofar as it obliges us to love and, as we respond to its call, becomes ever more truly love. — Stanislaw Grygiel