Ummakeupartistry Quotes & Sayings

Yeah, it's terrible really. Little fucking minions in there hacking away with their teeny individual pick axes, tearing away the lining of my uterus piece by piece, basking in glory every time I let out a little cry of pain. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

It is amazing to me that so little is still known about the Trail of Tears or the lives of the Cherokees themselves. — Joseph Bruchac

If I can challenge old ideas about aging, I will feel more and more invigorated. I want to represent this new way. I want to be a new version of the 70-year-old woman. Vital, strong, very physical, very agile. I think that the older I get, the more yoga I'm going to do. — Jamie Lee Curtis

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? — Norton Juster

If the Product Is Good, It Will Naturally Attract Customers — Laura Busche

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster! — Stephenie Meyer

Life is funny. Why should the afterlife be any different? — Nick Shamhart

A writer is not always conscious of the influences he has received. — Mario Vargas-Llosa

For me, art that's alive and urgent is about what it is to be a human being. — David Foster Wallace

Florentine cuisine is surely something worth discovering. I believe I learned a lot about Florentine culture and traditions from observing how they live their relationship with food. — Elaine Bertolotti