Ultrajante Quotes & Sayings

After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word count up.
Of course, just because Jesus replaces the Old Testament doesn't mean that you should necessarily skip it. That would be like skipping Batman and Robin just because the story starts over in Batman Begins. The important thing to realize is that both the old and new stories are about an all-powerful being trying to rid the world of evildoers, only in the new one The Batman can eat pork. — Stephen Colbert

I was a puzzle. An enigma. I was nothing. And then I was again. — Daniel Xiao Wang

Man is his own most vexing problem. — Reinhold Niebuhr

Tragic and painful state of being separated from his true self, to which doctors refer offhandedly as depression. — Alice Miller

We can never replace a friend. When a man is fortunate enough to have several, he finds they are all different. No one has a double in friendship. — Friedrich Schiller

must become convinced and penetrated by the realization that without my love for them they may perhaps not achieve the things God has willed for them. — Thomas Merton

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians. — Wanda Sykes

Think that today is the best day of your life and, with love and kindness, change yourself to begin the first day of the rest of your existing life. — Debasish Mridha

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill. — Gail Carriger

Believe me, the reward is not so great without the struggle. — Wilma Rudolph