Uliano Long Branch Quotes & Sayings

Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast. — George Carlin

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory. — Jay Leno

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. — Groucho Marx

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. — Mason Cooley

Her touch shattered me. Her touch awoke me. Her touch destroyed me. — Pepper Winters