Uien Quotes & Sayings

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy ... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better ... Something just a shade more friendly ... "
"How about 'Dear Fatty'? — Charles M. Schulz

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale. — Les Dawson

He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy he thought he was. "He went up to a cat on the street the other day and invited her over for afternoon tea." "What did the cat say?" asked Gretel, who was making a sandwich in the corner of the kitchen. "Nothing." explained Bruno. "It was a cat. — John Boyne

Masai and elephants. The rest is dust. — Alastair Reynolds

I have always sworn to my lovers to love them eternally, but for me eternity is a quarter of an hour. — Ninon De L'Enclos