Uhhhh Quotes & Sayings

It is our conscience, not our pride, that has put doorkeepers at our doors. — Seneca.

I come straight from hell, Cell 23 — Lil' Wayne

Can you imagine what I'm going to have to write on the insurance claim form? Attacked by aliens and blood sucking vampire things."

"I don't think that would go down well!"

"Yeah, I may have to come up with another, more plausible scenario."

"Attacked by Big Foot instead?" He chuckled. "Yeah, much more believable. — Tracey Lee Campbell

And even then, it might not have been too awful, but his head snapped back and he hit a rock, breaking like a blunt molar from the ground. — Sanjida Kay

Thank heaven for people who are satisfied with facts that conform to the reality they wish to believe. — Gary Inbinder

This looks a good team on paper, let's see how it looks on grass. — Nigel Melville

Good design can't fix broken business models. — Jeffrey Veen

Did you seriously just use the word 'loins'? — J.D. Cunegan

We could construct a machine that is more intelligent than we can understand. It's possible Google is that kind of thing already. It scales so fast. — George Dyson

nothing more than his favorite image of himself. The mirror in my room in the Windsor Hotel in Paris reflected my favorite image of me - a darkly handsome young airline pilot, smooth-skinned, bull-shouldered and immaculately groomed. Modesty is not one of my virtues. — Frank W. Abagnale

In reality there is nothing mysterious in this entire universe, there is only our lack of knowledge! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Time doesn't heal anything ... only God can heal — Beth Moore

We must be present enough and receptive enough to "hear" with our whole being beyond just the words that are being spoken. — Henry Kimsey-House

All the time I hate what I am doing and want the other. In a room full of people I get frantic in their air and their shout and when I'm alone I sniff the smell of their bodies against my clothes. — Michael Ondaatje