Ugly Girl Problems Quotes & Sayings

Your confidence is the 15th club in your bag. You'd like it to be a thick headed driver. But it sometimes seems like a pretty weak little stick. — Peter Jacobsen

All the talking in the world couldn't even prove you and the other person both saw the same color red. — L.J.Smith

Maya, we are what we love. We are that we love. — Gabrielle Zevin

I have implicit faith in Sun Yat-sen, not because I am his blind follower, but because he really arouses the deepest respect in everybody. I do not know of another person in China who has such a broad and international outlook, whose ideas are so constructive, and who has such deep faith and confidence in his own mission. — Chiang Kai-shek

Kids don't care about rock and roll as much as they used to, as the other generations have. It's already turned into nothing but a fashion statement and an identity for kids to use as a tool for them to fuck and have a social life. — Kurt Cobain

Amazing how spending some money, especially when you haven't got it, can perk you up. — Jane Green

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics ... Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words. — Will Rogers

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Not to dismiss Gershwin, but Gershwin is the chip; Ellington was the block. — Joni Mitchell

The unregenerate human heart is, perhaps,the most inconsistent thing in all nature; and in nothing is it more capricious than in the manifestations of its passions; and in no passion is it so fantastic as in that which it miscalls love, but which is really often only appetite. — E.D.E.N. Southworth

Her eyes burned, her muscles ached, but in some strange and secret place, she was happy to finally be doing something that wasn't just protecting herself, but protecting other people, too. — Rachel Caine

Ever since Pele's extraordinary talents blessed the world of football, black footballers have been accepted in the pantheon of the greats. But to achieve commercial recognition is somewhat different: it requires a form of adulation that also spells identification and role model. — Martin Jacques

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front. — David Letterman

Oh bleep I was going to die.
I was going to die a horrible, gruesome, painful death.
My hand twitched at my side, reaching for the pink taster I knew wasn't there. why had I ever wanted this? what was I thinking? working at the International Paranormal Containment Agency might have been close to indentured servitude, and sure, I had some nasty run-ins with vampires and hags and creeptastic faeries, but that was nothing compared to the danger I faced now.
Girls' gym. — Kiersten White

Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. — Emile M. Cioran