Ugh Monday Quotes & Sayings

Then, at the last and only couplet fraught With some unmeaning thing they call a thought, A needless Alexandrine ends the song, That, like a wounded snake, drags its slow length along. — Alexander Pope

There is exactly the same degree of possibility and likelihood of the existence of the Christian God as there is of the existence of the Homeric god. I cannot prove that either the Christian god or the Homeric gods do not exist, but I do not think that their existence is an alternative that is sufficiently probable to be worth serious consideration. — Bertrand Russell

But the thing about remembering is that you don't forget. — Tim O'Brien

I don't think you're much good, unless you're doing good to someone. — Rose Kennedy

I've turned up to costume parties in the wrong costume. I've made social faux pas a plenty. I've put one foot in front of the other and fallen over. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Soaring through the icy sky on the back of a dragon would not have been her first choice as a place to meditate, but it would do. — Joseph R. Lallo

A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid. — Carl Hiaasen

The mobile phone ... is a tool for those whose professions require a fast response, such as doctors or plumbers. — Umberto Eco

And it is that which draws me to you, too, for you are the tropics, you have the sun in you, and the softness and the clarity... — Anais Nin

I hope this leads you to where you're going. — August Wilson

The damage can fester under layers of time and change, and an ignorant, thoughtless remark can easily reopen the wound. — Alice Sebold

Sometimes I think I want to run away and disappear but what I really want is to be understood. — Tina J. Richardson

It just makes that person feel that what his work is is going to be more valid. But who wants to see a guy standing in front, looking like a bum, doing something that a bums don't do? This don't make sense. — Ornette Coleman