Uffelman Elementary Quotes & Sayings

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it. — Amy Sedaris

The highest of generalizations is the synergetic integration of truth and love. — R. Buckminster Fuller

We're interested in things that have big teeth, and you can see the evolutionary value of that, and you can also see the practical consequences by watching 'Animal Planet.' You notice they make very few programs about gerbils. It's mostly about things that have big teeth. — Seth Shostak

What's wrong with Tuesdays?" Trent asks. "Everything. Monday's always Monday, but at least it's the start of something new. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday's almost Friday, and Friday brings the weekend. But Tuesday? Nada. — Steven Rowley

The art of conversation, or the qualification for a good companion, is a certain self-control, which now holds the subject, now lets it go, with a respect for the emergencies of the moment. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

So often, well-meaning Christians pray for a visitation from God, but what He really wants is a habitation with us. He doesn't want to come into our lives as a guest while we are on our best behavior around Him until He leaves. — Jack Frost

Dream high, aim high. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When Love runs through the front door fear runs out the back. — Mark Beeson

Who, if I cried, would hear me among the angelic orders? — Elizabeth Smart

I am sometimes more doubt than man. — Cecil Palmer