Uel Email Quotes & Sayings

I don't want to do anything like Can't Hardly Wait, I don't want to do anything like Scream. I saw all those movies, and they were good, but they're just not what I want to do. — Laura Prepon

If you don't fit into the system, the system makes life hell. — David Mitchell

On those days when he could not spend half an hour in the company of a good book, he felt deprived. — Diane Setterfield

If I were an athlete I'd be past my prime. If I were a dog I'd be dead. Thirty ... shit. — Jonathan Tropper

What is important to a relationship is a harmony of emotional roles and not too great a disparity in the general level of intelligence. — Mirra Komarovsky

Mabel, I manscape," he says in a very offended voice. — Lily Morton

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife. — Laura Schlessinger

Make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls
If that's something you're into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint (or don't)
Just follow your arrow
Wherever it points. — Kacey Musgraves