Udance Quotes & Sayings

The world is a very abnormal place. — Salman Rushdie

As you get older as a comedian and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the jokes, but how comfortable you can be in the silence and the non-laughing parts, and how long you can take the audience without a laugh to then get a huge reaction. — Patton Oswalt

He'd meant to take her apart with a kiss. How, then, did he wind up in pieces? — Julie Anne Long

Truth cannot be defeated. — Edwin Louis Cole

Her roommate was at the table with a grin that was all trouble. "So you're not going to tell me about last night?"

Erica rolled her eyes and went about getting her breakfast. "You saw Reed. How do you think it went?"

She chuckled. "Being hot doesn't mean you're good in bed."

Erica peered over her shoulder. "We never even got to the bed."

Trin's eyes widened. "Oh gods! I eat at this table! — Lisa Kessler

I consider giving her crap about her lack of organizational skills, but decided not to. It took some major balls to be alone with a punk like me. — Katie McGarry

Sometimes it seemed like I never really left ...That a version of me is always there. — Emma Cline

I would have been better than Adolf Hitler. I could have delivered his speeches a lot better ... that's for certain. — Klaus Kinski