Ucigar Quotes & Sayings

It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy! — Barney Stinson

Sometimes it seems so easy to make people happy that I wonder why I don't do it more often. — C.K. Kelly Martin

For the time was almost upon him, he could — Kate Morton

Jesus. It's like I'm a muggle to your pure-blood or something. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not. — Daniel M. Gilbert

It's God's nature to come on in the bottom of the ninth, Tom had told her. — Stephen King