Uchytil Emily Quotes & Sayings

I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret. They'll hand me my drink, and I'll go, 'Man, what the hell is in this?' 'Dude, don't worry. Don't ask, just drink it. I'll see you in 20 minutes.' Next thing you know, I'm buck naked, standing on a coffee table, with a cowboy hat. — Aries Spears

[Republicans] swapped principle for power. They ended up with neither. They deserved to lose. — Alan Greenspan

It is an unfortunate thing for the Christian to be melancholy. If there is any man in the world that has a right to have a bright, clear face and a flashing eye, it is the man whose sins are forgiven him, who is saved with God's salvation. — Charles Spurgeon

Like the lark that soars in the air, first singing, then silent, content with the last sweetness that satiates it, such seemed to me that image, the imprint of the Eternal Pleasure. — Dante Alighieri

There is no quality I would rather have, and be thought to have, than gratitude. For it is not only the greatest virtue, but is the mother of all the rest. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Human beings are co-partners with deity in the project of being. This is the basis of all magic. — Terence McKenna

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back. — Bert Blyleven

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. — Walt Whitman