U D L Hughley Quotes & Sayings

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you. — D. L. Hughley

Everybody wants to be great at something. — D. L. Hughley

Encouragement is like oxygen to the human spirit. Don't forget you're carrying someone else's air. Encourage them; help them breathe. — Jeremy Riddle

The pen can be just as dangerous as a sword... At least while walking. — A.J. DeJong

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind. — D. L. Hughley

I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just ... old. — D. L. Hughley

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me. — D. L. Hughley

Life is too short to dwell on the crappy things of the past. — Jayda Skidmore

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human. — D. L. Hughley

It's not so much the amount of tax we pay - it's the sense that our pocket's being picked without our knowing what's going on. — Andrew Bacevich

They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is. — D. L. Hughley

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh. — D. L. Hughley

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is. — D. L. Hughley

And as for the Jews, who since the emancipation of their sect have everywhere put themselves, at least in the person of their eminent representatives, at the head of the counter-revolution
what awaits them? — Karl Marx

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people. — D. L. Hughley

But a solitary suffers terribly from any suspicion concerning the few people he loves - especially — Walter Kaufmann

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it. — D. L. Hughley

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. — D. L. Hughley

The one thing women love more than money is power. — D. L. Hughley

Full, saturated colours have an emotional significance I want to avoid. — Lucian Freud

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. — D. L. Hughley

No matter how close two human beings may be, there is always a gulf between them which only love can bridge, and that only from hour to hour. — Hermann Hesse

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s. — D. L. Hughley