Tytist Dean Quotes & Sayings

I am often criticized for spending too much time off the ice, but if you were in my shoes, you'd see how necessary it is. — Johnny Weir

He wrote, You're being crazy. You're going to catch a cold.
I already have a cold.
You are going to catch a colder.
I could not believe he was making a joke. And I could not believe I laughed. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills. — David Mamet

If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful boring chore) If you have to dry the dishes ('Stead of going to the store) If you have to dry the dishes And you drop one on the floor Maybe they won't let you Dry the dishes anymore — Shel Silverstein

It's either the Amendment or this Confederate peace. You cannot have both. — David Strathairn

And that better be the only wiener you put in your mouth. We do not give blow jobs so that boys will like us! Claire roars, and Connor nearly chokes on his beer — Jessica Spotswood

On day one of the drive, I saw my first dome sky. The world was so flat that I could see the level horizon all around me and the sky looked like a dome. Skies like that will give you perspective when nothing else will. The second day, a tumbleweed blew across the interstate. I'm in a western movie, I said to myself, laughing. I found it so much easier to laugh now that this weight had been lifted from my shoulders. — Kimberly Novosel