Typographers Exaggerated Quotes & Sayings

Tis as if the blow to his head is what Colin needed to set himself to rights."
Effie laughed. "I wish it were that way with every man. Then all we women would need do is carry around a wooden club. — Amy Jarecki

The movies I made when I was 14 or 15, I have a hard time looking at those. Those were the awkward years. I don't know if anybody can look at something they did when they were 14 and not wince. — Jodie Foster

Sometimes he found it frustrating to be a sadist in an age when self-mutilation was all the rage — Dean Koontz

I understand that if you have never suffered a broken heart, then you have never really known what it is to truly be alive. And I understand that at that precise moment, when your heart breaks open, that all you want to do is lay down and die! Because you know that is the only way the pain is ever going to stop. — Patti Roberts

A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg

When you're doing comedy constantly, you're organized: you know where everything is, you know how to get out of it, you know how to stretch it. But, like, doing 'SNL,' I stopped doing spots, and then I would finally do some sets - it take me so long to, kind of, get in the rhythm of it. — Michael Che

You are the beginning and the end - the best part of my story - the best part of who I am. — Addison Moore

But the reality of consciousness appears irreducible. Only consciousness can know itself - and directly, through first-person experience. — Sam Harris

I insist on a Steinway for my recordings, my concerts and my home. It is the only piano I want to hear my music played on. — Michel Legrand

There's no longevity, living off of negativity. — Big Pun

I'm not the kind of person that can do the same thing over and over and over, so that's why touring, playing in a different venue every night, in front of a different audience, is so rewarding, you know, because it always feels fresh. — Jake Shimabukuro

It's at your most lunatic moments that I can resist you least. — Laura London

A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance. — Colin McEnroe

What are you, a child? Your cock is not a toy, so stop playing with it for one damn night. — Gena Showalter