Typical Hipster Quotes & Sayings

I don't want the guy who wanted the swan. I want the guy who wanted the duckling."
A long moment of silence passes.
Then: "Chloe, I don't know what that means."
She stomps her foot. "Seriously? Do mothers not read nursery rhymes to their sons? — Lauren Layne

Her heart suffers — Sasha Summers

How is it that time can be elastic? Sometimes years seem to go by while you're looking the other way, and sometimes-when you most long for it to pass-life-times can stretch from a few hours — Polly Johnson

I hate myself in interviews. All of a sudden, you stop and you're like, 'Chris, how dare you?' I don't live in Darfur. I have both legs. But you can't walk around all the time being like, 'I'm so grateful I'm not in Darfur.' — Chris Evans

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee. — Samuel Johnson

It begins in the heart ... and it hurts when it's true.
It only hurts because it's true. — Morrissey

I can tell you that I never begin working on a story until I have a title centered at the top of the first page. — Kevin Brockmeier

I don't like it when people say, 'You're 45, so you should be wearing X and never Y.' For me, dressing is about attitude, not age. — Twiggy

Daylight Savings
Like the money the light
doesn't go
as far these days — Kevin Young

When you're starting off as a young writer, you look at all the stuff that's gone before and the stuff that's influenced you, and you reach the ladle of your imagination into this bubbling stew pot of all of this stuff, and you pour it out. And that's where you start from. — Neil Gaiman

Once you start parsing a face, it's a peculiar item: squishy, pointy, with lots of air vents and wet spots. — Susanna Kaysen

The image of a cleanly, self-possessed man exploiting his solitude was not easy to come by, but then he had not expected that it would be. — John Cheever